Future's Market Trading Co. - Gilded Glory 18"

Future’s Market Trading Co.

“Investing in a volatile market is risky,  why take the chance? Try the patented ‘Gilded Glory’, Future’s Market’s latest diving investment tool.  Guaranteed to see you to glory and gold! Using Gilded Glory is as easy as shaving or applying powder to one’s face, all you have to do is look to the mirror and it will guide you to what hold’s true value.”

Circa the reign of King Drenari, experts speculate this to be the work of a tinkerer most likely to have latched on to a band of gypsies based on the dubious nature of the product mixed with the oracle's perspective.  It is highly unlikely this contraption ever grew any customer’s coffer as the mirror only reflects one’s self.

Handmade with pine wood, stain/paint/ and gilded candle holder

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